I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
wtf
oh my god they even made my favorite kind of Popsicle jesus what am I the target audience?!?
| Anxiety: | hey! |
| Me: | what now? |
| Anxiety: | Nothing, just wanted to worry you today. |
| Me: | ...great |
| Anxiety: | Hey your boyfriend/girlfriend didn't text you back, they're probably with someone else right now. |
| Me: | .... |
| Anxiety: | Oh your best friend hasn't spoken to you today either. They're probably sick of your shit. |
| Me: | .... |
| Anxiety: | Your parents said they're really proud of you..do you honestly believe that? |
| Me: | .... |
| Anxiety: | Where do you see yourself in a year? Oh wait, you can barely get through a day! |
| Me: | ...shut up. |
| Anxiety: | Will you ever rise to anything? |
| Me: | Shut up! |
| Anxiety: | Or are you always this pathetic? Lol |
| Me: | Why can't you leave me alone!? |
| Anxiety: | Because messing with your head is what I live for. |
(Source: mookie000)
| what i said: | anime |
| what they heard: | naruto and hentai |
I present the most badass gifset on Tumblr.
Legitimately turned on by this
This is the best thing.
Why didn’t he just use these moves for the movie?
(Source: ashagreyjoyed)
It’s obviously Batman.
THE BAT SYMBOL IN THE SUN I CAN’T
The Levitating Wireless Computer Mouse “The Bat” by Kibardin Design.
A set that consists of a base - mouse pad and floating mouse with magnet ring .One of the goals of this product is to prevent and treat Carpal tunnel syndrome.
The Bat, eh?
reblog 30% for the amazing device and 70% for the Batman gif
“I am a woman, a mutant, a thief, an X-Men, a lover, a wife, a queen. I am all these things. I am Storm, and for me, there are no such things as limits.”
-Ororo Munroe
My first tattoo will me mom inspired…the second will be all about Storm
WHATTTT THERE’S A STORM FANDOM ON TUMBLR?!?
liking someone who is already in a relationship
Liking someone who likes you back, but they’re already in a relationship
Liking someone who doesn’t like you back
Liking someone who doesn’t exist.
Liking someone
Liking yourself
this easily became the best thing on tumblr
